Let me just begin by saying I'm an Aries tried and true. Bossy, biggety, always fighting for what I think is right, and easily hurt. I can put on the best mask when the moment needs it but I'm scared as hell of spiders, frogs, and big lizards. Emphasis on the freaking huge ass lizards we have in the Caribbean! And thats where this memory takes me lizards and bravado.
So there I am in the shower as you'll remember from episode 1.....I pulled out my light saber because Darth vader was rustling outside the window. Bullshit, I wish I had a damn light saber for that moment. Okay seriously I was showering because I had proceeded to roll down a freaken hill in the front of a bus stop full of people! The water was ice cold, there was ice hanging off my nose (I'll go with nose) when I heard a distant croak. At that moment I became a stone statue. Croak? ..... croak!...oh hell no...can't be....Lord please let that be coming from way way outside over the neighbours wall!
I turned my head very slowly to look up above the window behind me. Nope, nothing there. I finally let out the breath I had been holding in for a good 15 minutes and went back to my shower. You know what if you heard the croak and you are scared of lizards just get out the shower. DO NOT look around and then go back to soaping yourself up, it will end badly!
Poor me, there I am enjoying the smell of honeysuckle, I love honeysuckle, even to this day I still love it. Not paying attention to my surroundings when I hear it. CROAK! WTF CROAK?? CROAK!! Holy shit that's way too loud to be outside! I look back at the window but I still see nothing. Where the hell is that sound coming from?? CROAK! Yup that doesn't sound like it's behind me it sounds like it's.....right over my head. And there on the top of the shower sat the hugest croaking lizard I had ever seen, and what made it worse lil man had the audacity to hiss at me!
And that is where everything went left for me! I forgot about everything except getting away from that big ole thing! There was a back door to my shower and I skittered out of it. Yup straight out the shower and out the door. Down the driveway, hurdling over the two hibiscus bushes....straight out into the road. Let me just say Usain Bolt, I love ya but you had nothing on my speed that day!
Yup I had managed to get away from the lizard. Micchi 1 Lizard 0. Unfortunately I was blood naked at the end of the driveway, and I had just given both my cousin and the landlord's son a mighty eye full. Landlord's son 1 Micchi 0. There went my dignity flying out the window again twice in one day! Ofcourse he thought it was funny as hell and let me know so. He then offered me a blanket out of his car (.....why did he have a blanket in his car o.O??) and went in to kill my "dragon".
Now see he was laughing at me because he said I was scared of a "likkle lizard" more like damn creature but when that lizard came jumping out at him, he found himself running down the driveway too! And then he had the heart to turn to me and tell me he saw everything and I mean everything and since he saw everything if he kills the lizard I have to agree to go out with him! Well blouse and skirt!! But he was too scared to go back by himself, and he had to go call the Rastafarian from down the street to come help him catch that mutant Godzilla. They really sounded like they were doing battle in there and all for nothing! He never caught that lizard that afternoon. But he did eventually catch a lizard and get the girl with some hitches.....lol
So there I am in the shower as you'll remember from episode 1.....I pulled out my light saber because Darth vader was rustling outside the window. Bullshit, I wish I had a damn light saber for that moment. Okay seriously I was showering because I had proceeded to roll down a freaken hill in the front of a bus stop full of people! The water was ice cold, there was ice hanging off my nose (I'll go with nose) when I heard a distant croak. At that moment I became a stone statue. Croak? ..... croak!...oh hell no...can't be....Lord please let that be coming from way way outside over the neighbours wall!
I turned my head very slowly to look up above the window behind me. Nope, nothing there. I finally let out the breath I had been holding in for a good 15 minutes and went back to my shower. You know what if you heard the croak and you are scared of lizards just get out the shower. DO NOT look around and then go back to soaping yourself up, it will end badly!
Poor me, there I am enjoying the smell of honeysuckle, I love honeysuckle, even to this day I still love it. Not paying attention to my surroundings when I hear it. CROAK! WTF CROAK?? CROAK!! Holy shit that's way too loud to be outside! I look back at the window but I still see nothing. Where the hell is that sound coming from?? CROAK! Yup that doesn't sound like it's behind me it sounds like it's.....right over my head. And there on the top of the shower sat the hugest croaking lizard I had ever seen, and what made it worse lil man had the audacity to hiss at me!
And that is where everything went left for me! I forgot about everything except getting away from that big ole thing! There was a back door to my shower and I skittered out of it. Yup straight out the shower and out the door. Down the driveway, hurdling over the two hibiscus bushes....straight out into the road. Let me just say Usain Bolt, I love ya but you had nothing on my speed that day!
Yup I had managed to get away from the lizard. Micchi 1 Lizard 0. Unfortunately I was blood naked at the end of the driveway, and I had just given both my cousin and the landlord's son a mighty eye full. Landlord's son 1 Micchi 0. There went my dignity flying out the window again twice in one day! Ofcourse he thought it was funny as hell and let me know so. He then offered me a blanket out of his car (.....why did he have a blanket in his car o.O??) and went in to kill my "dragon".
Now see he was laughing at me because he said I was scared of a "likkle lizard" more like damn creature but when that lizard came jumping out at him, he found himself running down the driveway too! And then he had the heart to turn to me and tell me he saw everything and I mean everything and since he saw everything if he kills the lizard I have to agree to go out with him! Well blouse and skirt!! But he was too scared to go back by himself, and he had to go call the Rastafarian from down the street to come help him catch that mutant Godzilla. They really sounded like they were doing battle in there and all for nothing! He never caught that lizard that afternoon. But he did eventually catch a lizard and get the girl with some hitches.....lol
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