Okay children, let me be serious here for a moment. I want to talk about love and all the mess that comes with falling in love with someone. And for once something I say won't be aimed at anyone in particular.
Like. Look, liking someone is easy. End of story. Girls if you like a guy let him know. That's it. It's not going to kill you. Plus all he can say is yes or no or what?? And look at you like you fell from mars.
Do not think that because you like him you own him. YOU DO NOT OWN THE MAN!! Bad habit. We women are really territorial creatures that will eat a man's head off like a praying mantis if she even dreams he is talking to another woman. So he better not be! j/k j/k!! Don't sit there being all shocked, it's true and the women that read this and I know y'all do read this lol, know deep within we get kinda bipolar about men (some of us are more up front about our craziness than others.)
For me this includes my male best friends. Yeah y'all know who I mean. Nii Nii, Arekks, Maggie, Fer-fer, no.......... not you Apple if a woman would run off with you I'd be so freaken happy I will pay her ass millions! Ahem anywayz, I don't mind them finding girlfriends. Just don't break their hearts girls because yeah it won't be pretty. Actually I'm doing cartwheels that they attached themselves....well most of them. I'm not ready to give up Arekks just yet to any girls... so yeah the rest sure its about time. My partner in every crime I have committed ever ever hell nawl! No I lie. If there was a girl for him that would/could lead his 6'4 self around by the nose, I say girl he's yours!!
Wait wait where was I. Territorial women and the bad habits we do once we realize we like the guy. Look I'm not saying being jealous is bad, because having some sort of jealous feeling for the guy is healthy. But for Cripe's sake women DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT go postal because you saw him on-line and he didn't say hello to you. Trust me he will get around to saying hi and if he doesn't take a damn lithium pill for shit's sake. The next time you two communicate he will say hello or dammit go say hello to him sheesh. Don't pounce on him for no reason. Don't over react and start cursing like a sailor either. There's no point to it, and its completely unnecessary. Really if I find myself talking to the guy alot I worry because I wonder am I getting up his ass? And then I dial it back a bit. Don't get me wrong I'm not running away at all. I'm just slowing myself down a bit because I need to think. Hey I like you eventually I wanna see you naked. I mean eventually I want your smile to belong to me....this just isn't coming out right at all. Plus with the work that I do, I am easily stressed and then I turn into a fire breathing dragon, and I can't have him up my ass at that point because I will lump him in with the people that are pissing me off and then I get VERY one worded or I turn into a mime and I mime very well with my middle finger!
The crush. What the hell is a crush? According to the dictionary its "a burning desire to be with someone who you find very attractive and extremely special". Burning desire? Really?? Nah I think its more of a I think you're an interesting person, sure you're attractive...what do you want me to stalk you some now or something?? because I suck at that and I am easily distracted. I've had a guys I like and vice versa but I haven't had that burning desire feeling as yet. Wait is that what we call heartburn? Because I had that feeling last night after the buffalo wings Rooroo and I had last night when we were out and about. No I'm not being sarcastic. I'm being blunt. This is right up there with the term puppy love. Isn't this the same as the liking someone? Now I've told a guy that I liked him lately. I wanted to drive it through to that big thick damn Asian skull......I mean *blink blink* I wanted him to catch on and you know, if he has not caught on by now, then the guy I'm referring to does have a big thick skull and needs to get socked in the back of his head with an orange lol.
Love. Let me say this right now. Loving someone is never easy. So when the first set of issues arise don't just walk away after you have had one....ten arguments. No one is an angel and somehow in someway, something he did last year is gonna pop into your head and piss you off and then you'll be sitting there giving him the stinky eye. This takes me back to the like part but on a different level. Listen up ladies and gentlemen, because you guys are just as bad and then get your boxers in a knot too! If your woman or man is busy and does not pay attention to you its not because they don't love you or because they eyeballing someone else. I know myself from experience I get preoccupied and the guy that I'm with will be talking and I'm hearing zero of it. I'm sorry it is not on purpose its just my mind is going a mile a minute with so much stuff my brain goes on overload. And I do love you that's just me and I'm sorry. Don't freak out and have a tantrum, its just not kosher.
My final verdict. Join a nunnery, become a monk. No no I'm not serious. My final advice its your life and the only one you get...live it well, love as much as you can, enjoy it all, but please try to pay attention to your special person some, and please please we all have to stop the crazy ass moments.
Peace
~Micchi
Like. Look, liking someone is easy. End of story. Girls if you like a guy let him know. That's it. It's not going to kill you. Plus all he can say is yes or no or what?? And look at you like you fell from mars.
Do not think that because you like him you own him. YOU DO NOT OWN THE MAN!! Bad habit. We women are really territorial creatures that will eat a man's head off like a praying mantis if she even dreams he is talking to another woman. So he better not be! j/k j/k!! Don't sit there being all shocked, it's true and the women that read this and I know y'all do read this lol, know deep within we get kinda bipolar about men (some of us are more up front about our craziness than others.)
For me this includes my male best friends. Yeah y'all know who I mean. Nii Nii, Arekks, Maggie, Fer-fer, no.......... not you Apple if a woman would run off with you I'd be so freaken happy I will pay her ass millions! Ahem anywayz, I don't mind them finding girlfriends. Just don't break their hearts girls because yeah it won't be pretty. Actually I'm doing cartwheels that they attached themselves....well most of them. I'm not ready to give up Arekks just yet to any girls... so yeah the rest sure its about time. My partner in every crime I have committed ever ever hell nawl! No I lie. If there was a girl for him that would/could lead his 6'4 self around by the nose, I say girl he's yours!!
Wait wait where was I. Territorial women and the bad habits we do once we realize we like the guy. Look I'm not saying being jealous is bad, because having some sort of jealous feeling for the guy is healthy. But for Cripe's sake women DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT go postal because you saw him on-line and he didn't say hello to you. Trust me he will get around to saying hi and if he doesn't take a damn lithium pill for shit's sake. The next time you two communicate he will say hello or dammit go say hello to him sheesh. Don't pounce on him for no reason. Don't over react and start cursing like a sailor either. There's no point to it, and its completely unnecessary. Really if I find myself talking to the guy alot I worry because I wonder am I getting up his ass? And then I dial it back a bit. Don't get me wrong I'm not running away at all. I'm just slowing myself down a bit because I need to think. Hey I like you eventually I wanna see you naked. I mean eventually I want your smile to belong to me....this just isn't coming out right at all. Plus with the work that I do, I am easily stressed and then I turn into a fire breathing dragon, and I can't have him up my ass at that point because I will lump him in with the people that are pissing me off and then I get VERY one worded or I turn into a mime and I mime very well with my middle finger!
The crush. What the hell is a crush? According to the dictionary its "a burning desire to be with someone who you find very attractive and extremely special". Burning desire? Really?? Nah I think its more of a I think you're an interesting person, sure you're attractive...what do you want me to stalk you some now or something?? because I suck at that and I am easily distracted. I've had a guys I like and vice versa but I haven't had that burning desire feeling as yet. Wait is that what we call heartburn? Because I had that feeling last night after the buffalo wings Rooroo and I had last night when we were out and about. No I'm not being sarcastic. I'm being blunt. This is right up there with the term puppy love. Isn't this the same as the liking someone? Now I've told a guy that I liked him lately. I wanted to drive it through to that big thick damn Asian skull......I mean *blink blink* I wanted him to catch on and you know, if he has not caught on by now, then the guy I'm referring to does have a big thick skull and needs to get socked in the back of his head with an orange lol.
Love. Let me say this right now. Loving someone is never easy. So when the first set of issues arise don't just walk away after you have had one....ten arguments. No one is an angel and somehow in someway, something he did last year is gonna pop into your head and piss you off and then you'll be sitting there giving him the stinky eye. This takes me back to the like part but on a different level. Listen up ladies and gentlemen, because you guys are just as bad and then get your boxers in a knot too! If your woman or man is busy and does not pay attention to you its not because they don't love you or because they eyeballing someone else. I know myself from experience I get preoccupied and the guy that I'm with will be talking and I'm hearing zero of it. I'm sorry it is not on purpose its just my mind is going a mile a minute with so much stuff my brain goes on overload. And I do love you that's just me and I'm sorry. Don't freak out and have a tantrum, its just not kosher.
My final verdict. Join a nunnery, become a monk. No no I'm not serious. My final advice its your life and the only one you get...live it well, love as much as you can, enjoy it all, but please try to pay attention to your special person some, and please please we all have to stop the crazy ass moments.
Peace
~Micchi
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