Monday, 14 March 2011

Dear Yahoo Psycho

What in the name compels a man to message you 40 times at 2 am.....let me say I was dead to the world and woke up to find those messages at 11am.  I must say you are truly persistant but also extremely mentally unbalanced.  If after oh say the first 10 messages you get no answer what possess you to send 30 more?  I guess you are used to one sided conversations?  I bet you talk to your hand alot huh?  Tell you a little secret dude half the time when you bombard me before 11pm I am awake I just minimize your window (you are one slippery lil sucker no clue how you keep slipping out of that ingore box I must take this up with Yahell very soon!).  So yes you have succedded in getting my attention but not in a good way at all bc if I ever discover which country you are in I will turn you in to the local crazy house for a reward!

On the other hand this is the perfect time for me to suggest to the makers of Microsoft and Apple computers my idea for a new product.  Interactive quantum computer screens.  Its a screen that uses quantum physics to literally allow you to reach out and touch or in his case punch, kick....slap out cold the user on the other side.  Tho if I had one the numerous times el dumbito rachato has messaged me would have ended much sooner as he'd have had a good number of hard and sharp ( I own katanas) objects thrown through the screen at him.  No I'm not gonna go ninja on the man/woman....it.  I just don't like being haunted sheesh he must have been my ex husband in a past life!

Sunday, 13 March 2011

Word of Warning

Let me just say that we have no one to blame but Lady T. for the start of this.  Everything said here is all in good, sometimes mischievous fun. Let me apologize now so I won't have to do it a million times later, I just can't help myself.  There you got your apology! Micchi is just peachy...I'm sweet *side eye*, with a huge slap in the face of sour.  Plus those who know me agree that the light version of me SUCKS!  I'm open to questions and suggestions, just beware whatever I'm thinking tends to come out!