Monday, 14 March 2011

Dear Yahoo Psycho

What in the name compels a man to message you 40 times at 2 am.....let me say I was dead to the world and woke up to find those messages at 11am.  I must say you are truly persistant but also extremely mentally unbalanced.  If after oh say the first 10 messages you get no answer what possess you to send 30 more?  I guess you are used to one sided conversations?  I bet you talk to your hand alot huh?  Tell you a little secret dude half the time when you bombard me before 11pm I am awake I just minimize your window (you are one slippery lil sucker no clue how you keep slipping out of that ingore box I must take this up with Yahell very soon!).  So yes you have succedded in getting my attention but not in a good way at all bc if I ever discover which country you are in I will turn you in to the local crazy house for a reward!

On the other hand this is the perfect time for me to suggest to the makers of Microsoft and Apple computers my idea for a new product.  Interactive quantum computer screens.  Its a screen that uses quantum physics to literally allow you to reach out and touch or in his case punch, kick....slap out cold the user on the other side.  Tho if I had one the numerous times el dumbito rachato has messaged me would have ended much sooner as he'd have had a good number of hard and sharp ( I own katanas) objects thrown through the screen at him.  No I'm not gonna go ninja on the man/woman....it.  I just don't like being haunted sheesh he must have been my ex husband in a past life!

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